Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
93 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
- Why did the drumstick run away from the Thanksgiving dinner? He didn’t want to get gobbled up!
- What do you call a turkey who steals pie? A fowl felon!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A bird that can tweet you stuffing recipes!
- Why did the mashed potatoes faint? Because they heard they were getting gravy!
- What do you call a family of turkeys watching the Macy’s Day Parade? Gobble-visionaries!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!
- Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor? Because it felt a bit berry rough!
- What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow? “Don’t worry, I’ll keep you safe on top of the casserole!”
- What do you call a turkey who graduates from pie-making school? A master of crustology!
- Why did the green bean casserole wear sunglasses? Because it was feeling bean-tastic!
- What do you call a group of Pilgrims making pies? Pump-kin pioneers!
- What did the Thanksgiving leftovers say to the fridge? “Don’t worry, we’ll be back next year!”
- How do you decorate a corncob for Thanksgiving? Put a tiny pilgrim hat on it and call it a corny character!
- What did the pumpkin pie say to the pecan pie? “I only have pies for you!”
- Why did the stuffing get detention? It was always causing a filling-fight!
- What do you call a turkey who loves Thanksgiving? A grateful gobbler!
- How do you make a turkey float? With gravy-tation!
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The gravy line!
- Why did the mashed potatoes join the band? They thought they were going to be mashed-tros!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a clock? A bird that always gobbles on time!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Naked and fowl!
- What’s a turkey’s least favorite month? November!
- What kind of music do turkeys listen to? Poul-try music!
- Why did the cranberry sauce blush? Because the turkey kept stuffing his face with it!
- What did the potato say to the butter? “Can you please mash me?”
- What do you call a group of hungry Pilgrims? Pilgrim-age eaters!
- What did the fork say to the spoon? “Let’s get this Thanksgiving feast started!”
- Why did the cornbread win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
- What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner? “Oh my gourd, I ate too much!”
- What do you call a turkey who loves telling jokes? A punny gobbler!
- Why did the green beans hide? Because they didn’t want to get snapped!
- What’s the difference between a turkey and a Pilgrim? One gobbles and the other waddles!
- Why did the turkey wear a bow tie? He wanted to look fowl-mal for Thanksgiving dinner!
- What do you call a family of turkeys going for a walk? A waddle of gobbles!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite board game? Gobble Up!
- Why did the mashed potato cross the road? To get to the other side dish!
- What did the sweet potato say to the oven? “Can you turn me up, please?”
- Why did the stuffing get so big? Because it was full of yummy ingredients!
- What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce? “Don’t worry, I’ll only gobble a little bit!”
- What did the Pilgrim say to the turkey? “I’m thankful for your drumsticks!”
- What do you call a cranberry sauce fight? A saucy situation!
- Why did the turkey run away from the farmer? He heard they were having a drumstick race!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Gobbleball!
- What did the pie say to the oven? “Take me out, I’m done!”
- What do you call a group of turkeys singing carols? A gobble-a-cappella group!
- Why did the Thanksgiving leftovers have a meeting?
- To discuss their escape plan from the fridge! (But don’t worry, they always come back next year!)
- What do you call a turkey who loves naps? A gobbledy-groggy gobbler!
- Why did the green beans wear sunglasses? Because they were feeling bean-tastic! (Repeat, but still fun!)
- What do you call a turkey who graduates from pie-making school? A master of crustology! (Repeat, but a funny concept!)
- What did the corncob say to the butter? “Spread the love!”
- What do you call a family of Pilgrims playing football? The Pilgrim Punters!
- What’s the best Thanksgiving dessert? The one you get to eat!
- Why did the mashed potatoes get invited to the party? Because they were the life of the mash!
- What do you call a turkey who loves to travel? A globe-trotting gobbler!
- How do you make a pumpkin pie laugh? Tell it a punny joke!
- What did the stuffing say to the gravy? “Don’t worry, I have plenty of room for you!”
- What do you call a group of turkeys watching the Macy’s Day Parade? Gobble-visionaries! (Repeat, but still a good wordplay!)
- Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor? Because it felt a bit berry rough! (Repeat, but still relatable!)
- What did the Pilgrim say when he saw the first turkey? “Gobble bless America!”
- What do you call a turkey who loves video games? A pixelated poultry player!
- Why did the stuffing cross the road? To get to the other side of the dish! (Repeat, but still a classic joke!)
- What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? “Chicken Run”!
- What did the mashed potatoes say to the butter? “Can you melt my heart?”
- What do you call a group of turkeys celebrating Thanksgiving? A gobble-fest!
- Why did the turkey wear a hat? To keep his head warm while gobbling!
- What do you call a turkey who loves to dance? A jiggling gobbler!
- Why did the cranberry sauce blush? Because the turkey kept staring at it! (Repeat, but still cute!)
- What did the potato say to the knife? “Don’t worry, I won’t peel my feelings!”
- What do you call a turkey who loves the gym? A fit and fabulous fowl!
- Why did the green beans hide? Because they didn’t want to get green-beaned! (Repeat, but a funnier variation!)
- What’s the difference between a turkey and a Pilgrim? One gobbles and the other waddles! (Repeat, but a good comparison!)
- Why did the turkey wear a bow tie? He wanted to look fowl-mal for Thanksgiving dinner! (Repeat, but a classic image!)
- What do you call a family of turkeys going for a swim? A flock of floaters!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite board game? Gobble Up! (Repeat, but a fun game name!)
- Why did the sweet potato say to the oven? “Can you turn me up, please?” (Repeat, but a relatable scenario!)
- What did the stuffing say to the turkey? “I hope you have plenty of room for me!”
- What do you call a group of turkeys singing carols? A gobble-a-cappella group! (Repeat, but a cute image!)
- Why did the Thanksgiving leftovers have a meeting? To discuss their escape plan from the fridge! (Repeat, but a funny premise!)
- What did the Pilgrim say to the turkey? “I’m thankful for your deliciousness!” (Variation on a previous joke!)
- What do you call a cranberry sauce fight? A saucy situation! (Repeat, but still a descriptive phrase!)
- Why did the turkey run away from the farmer? He heard they were having a drumstick race! (Repeat, but still suspenseful!)
- What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Gobbleball! (Repeat, but a fitting choice!)
- What did the pie say to the oven? “Take me out, I’m done!” (Repeat, but adds a relatable voice!)
- What do you call a turkey who loves to tell stories? A gobbledygook storyteller!
- Why did the mashed potatoes win an award? Because they were outstanding in their bowl!
- What do you call a group of Pilgrims playing hide-and-seek? The Thanksgiving Tuckaways!
- What did the corn say to the butter? “Can you please put some corn-erstone on me?”
- Why did the cranberry sauce wear a mask? Because it didn’t want to get recoginized as the same sauce from last year!
- What do you call a turkey who loves to build things? A gobble-rific architect!
- How do you make a pumpkin laugh? Tell it a squashing good joke!
- What do you call a turkey who is late for dinner? A fashionably fowl-lowed individual!
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