Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door.

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place where we can eat?

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, do you love me too?

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, you’re so excited to see me.

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me?

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door.

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, hand over the cash.

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful jokes.

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo.

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door for ages.

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo.

25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s raining.

30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger.

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the car.

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something fun with you.

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I can’t hear you.

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see.

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold, can you let me in?

38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri-ly think I’m going to tell you?

39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya I have some candy?

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets today.

41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Norma Lee I don’t tell jokes, but today I’m feeling funny.

42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quinn.
Quinn who?
Quinn are you going to open the door?

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you want to hear another joke?

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know, I’ve got amnesia.

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you happy to see me?

47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, you tell me.

48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I’m scared.

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking.

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get out of this mess?

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow some money.

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock.

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt, please.

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chad.
Chad who?
Chad enough of these jokes yet?

57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know any more knock-knock jokes?

58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me, my love.

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here to see you.

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery nice to meet you.

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness, you’re so funny.

62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Eve-ning, how are you?

63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one for me.

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.

65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, it’s good for you.

66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.

68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through.

69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll open the door.

70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owen.
Owen who?
Owen the saints go marching in.

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isaac.
Isaac who?
Isaac necessary to be so rude?

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you.

75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra-boom-de-ay.

76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my broken heart.

77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already.

78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin all cars, we have a situation.

79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie times have I told you to stop knocking?

80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan you see I’m busy?

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time.

83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you forgot, I’m here.

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you please open the door?

87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car, do you?

89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked.

90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be back later.

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me.

93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.