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Halloween Jokes for Kids

Trick or Treat with Laughter: Spooktacular Halloween Jokes for Kids!

Halloween is a time for costumes, candy, and of course, spooky fun! But what if you could add a sprinkle of laughter to your Halloween night? Look no further than PixyFun’s collection of Halloween Jokes for Kids!

These silly riddles and groan-worthy puns are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and keep the little ghosts and ghouls giggling all night long. Sharing Halloween jokes for kids is a fantastic way to add some extra merriment to your Halloween festivities, whether you’re trick-or-treating, attending a costume party, or simply enjoying a cozy night in with the family.

Collection of Halloween Jokes for Kids

Here’s a sneak peek at some of the knee-slapping Halloween jokes for kids waiting for you at PixyFun:

Q: What do you call a scaredy-cat at Halloween?

A: A chicken in disguise!

This silly riddle is perfect for younger children and uses wordplay to create a laugh.

Q: What kind of music do ghosts listen to?

A: Spooktacular music!

A groan-worthy pun that’s sure to get a giggle – especially if delivered with a dramatic flourish!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

This pun uses a common idiom in a funny way, making it a great choice for slightly older kids who might appreciate the wordplay.

These are just a few examples of the many Halloween jokes for kids you’ll find at PixyFun. We have a wide variety of jokes to suit all ages and interests, from silly riddles to spooky puns and knock-knock jokes.

Here are some additional benefits of incorporating Halloween jokes for kids into your Halloween celebration:

  • Boosts Social Skills: Telling jokes and riddles is a fun way for kids to practice communication and social skills.
  • Enhances Memory: Learning and remembering jokes helps improve memory function in a fun and lighthearted way.
  • Creates Lasting Memories: Sharing laughter with friends and family creates happy memories that will last a lifetime.

So, this Halloween, ditch the tricks and embrace the treats… of laughter! Explore PixyFun’s collection of Halloween jokes for kids and get ready for a night filled with giggles, guffaws, and spooky fun!

150 Halloween Jokes for Kids

  1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no body to go with!
  2. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
  3. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
  4. What do witches use to style their hair? Scare spray!
  5. Why was the mummy so tense? Because he was all wound up!
  6. What do you call a monster who poisons cornflakes? A cereal killer!
  7. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind too much!
  8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
  9. What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed!
  10. Why did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper? Because he heard it had great circulation!
  11. What do you call a monster who loves to dance? The Boogieman!
  12. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultrygeist!
  13. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his “dead-ucation”!
  14. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that bites!
  15. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because they lift their spirits!
  16. What kind of dessert do ghosts love? I-Scream!
  17. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skeleton? A Jack-o-lantern with a great sense of humor!
  18. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak out!
  19. Why don’t mummies take up hobbies? They’re too wrapped up in their work!
  20. What do you call a monster detective? An investi-gator!
  21. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
  22. Why don’t ghosts like to go out in the rain? It dampens their spirits!
  23. What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward Splinter-hands!
  24. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Because he wanted to have a bone-a-fide good time!
  25. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? Sourpuss!
  26. Why was the ghost so bad at lying? Because you could see right through him!
  27. What did the skeleton say before eating his dinner? Bone appétit
  28. Why was the vampire so unpopular? Because he was a pain in the neck!
  29. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-ghoster!
  30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  31. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “boo”last!
  32. What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Ghoul scout cookies!
  33. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  34. What do you call a witch who lives in the desert? A sand-witch!
  35. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He had a coffin!
  36. What do you call a vampire who’s a famous musician? A “rockula”!
  37. Why was the werewolf so popular? He was a real hair-raiser!
  38. What kind of key opens a haunted house? A spoo-key!
  39. Why did the ghost become a cheerleader? Because she had a lot of spirit!
  40. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
  41. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
  42. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
  43. Why did the monster apply for a job at the bakery? Because he heard they kneaded a “ghoul” baker!
  44. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
  45. What did the vampire say when he lost his fangs? “Fangs for nothing!”
  46. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!
  47. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because he heard it had great circulation!
  48. What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning? Lazy bones!
  49. What is a ghost’s favorite snack? Boo berries!
  50. What did the zombie say to his date? “You’re drop-dead gorgeous!”
  51. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no-body to go with him!
  52. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
  53. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
  54. Why don’t mummies go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind too much!
  55. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib!
  56. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
  57. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he was always goblin’ his food!
  58. What do you call a monster with no neck? The headless horseman!
  59. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean!
  60. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She was a pain in the neck!
  61. What’s a monster’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
  62. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”
  63. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a snowman? Frostbite!
  64. Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was chasing his bones!
  65. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer and a mop, please.”
  66. Why did the ghost go to the party? To boo-gie down!
  67. Why did the vampire get in trouble at school? He was caught “sucking” up to the teacher!
  68. What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A sandwich!
  69. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? Because he had a coffin!
  70. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert? I-Scream!
  71. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
  72. Why did the monster bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
  73. What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare spray!
  74. Why don’t mummies make good secretaries? They’re all wrapped up in their work!
  75. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of coffee? Decoffin-ated!
  76. Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
  77. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans!
  78. Why did the ghost go to the party? To find his “ghoul”friend!
  79. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
  80. Why did the skeleton sit in the front row at the comedy club? Because he wanted to have a front-row “funny-bone” experience!
  81. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Spook-ghetti!
  82. What’s a monster’s favorite food? Ghoulash!
  83. Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!
  84. Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get a boo-ze!
  85. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  86. What do you call a werewolf with no friends? A lone wolf!
  87. Why did the mummy become a detective? He always kept his wraps on the case!
  88. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sour-puss!
  89. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
  90. What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
  91. Why was the vampire always calm? Because nothing could get under his skin!
  92. Why was the skeleton so lonely? He had nobody to dance with!
  93. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of ship? Blood vessels!
  94. What do you call a witch with sand in her shoes? A twitch!
  95. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
  96. What’s a monster’s favorite place to swim? Lake Eerie!
  97. What do you call a lazy ghost? A boo-sheet sleeper!

  98. What do you call a witch who loves books? Spellbound!

  99. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

  100. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A gourd-geous comedian!

  101. What do vampires drink at a party? Bat-ter up!

  102. What do you call a witch with no teeth? A gummy bear!

  103. What do you call a skeleton who dances? A bone-afide mover!

  104. Why did the mummy cross the road? To get to the other side… mummyfied!

  105. What do you call a witch’s computer? A spell-checker!

  106. What do you call a group of bats flying together? A spooktacular squadron!

  107. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berries!

  108. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? Sandy Claws!

  109. What do you call a witch’s vacuum cleaner? A suck-cess!

  110. Why did the monster go to the gym? To get his scare on!

  111. What do you call a witch who loves rock music? A spell caster!

  112. What do you call a pumpkin that can’t stop laughing? A gourd-iot!

  113. What do you call a monster with perfect manners? A frightfully polite fellow!

  114. Why did the skeleton go to the library? To bone up on his knowledge!

  115. What do you call a witch with a cold? A cauldron cough!

  116. What do you call a group of ghosts having a party? A boo-tiful bash!

  117. What do you call a witch who is late for everything? A fashionably frightful lady!

  118. What do you call a witch’s car? A broomstickmobile!

  119. What do you call a monster with a flat tire? A flat-out fiend!

  120. Why did the vampire go to the dentist? Because he had fangs-giving pain!

  121. What do you call a witch who loves to cook? A spell-tacular chef!

  122. What do you call a pumpkin that’s lost its way? A gourd-gone!

  123. What do you call a monster who loves to read? A well-read ghoul!

  124. Why did the werewolf go to the barber? To get his fur raised!

  125. What do you call a witch with a broken broom? Grounded!

  126. What do you call a group of mummies wrapping presents? Bandaged bunch!

  127. What do you call a ghost who is afraid of the dark? A spooked spectre!

  128. What do you call a zombie who won’t share his candy? A meanie-ghoul!

  129. Why did the skeleton eat popcorn? Because he couldn’t resist a good scare-dy cat!

  130. What do you call a witch who loves to garden? A potion-planting pro!

  131. What do you call a pumpkin that hates Halloween? A gourd-ump!

  132. What do you call a monster who loves the beach? A sandy-skeletal sunbather!

  133. Why did the werewolf go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit ruff!

  134. What do you call a witch who loves riddles? A spell-tacular puzzler!

  135. What do you call a mummy who loves to dance? A shakin’ mummy!

  136. What do you call a group of vampires playing cards? A bat-tastic poker party!

  137. What do you call a witch who loves the gym? A fitness-obsessed sorceress!

  138. What do you call a zombie who loves video games? A pixelated player!

  139. Why did the vampire get detention? He wouldn’t stop bat-tering his classmates!

  140. What do you call a witch who loves to travel? A globe-trotting sorceress!

  141. What do you call a pumpkin that won’t stop growing? A gourdeous giant!

  142. What do you call a monster who loves puzzles? A riddle-loving fiend!

  143. Why did the werewolf join the band? He wanted to howl at the moon!

  144. What do you call a witch who loves to bake? A sweet-treat spellcaster!

  145. What do you call a mummy who loves treasure hunts? A tomb-raiding mummy!

  146. What do you call a group of skeletons having a picnic? A bony bunch!

  147. What do you call a witch who loves to tell stories? A spellbinding storyteller!

  148. What do you call a zombie who loves to dance? A shuffling sensation!

  149. Why did the ghost get in trouble? He kept spooking the wrong house!

  150. What do you call a witch who loves science experiments? A potions-brewing whiz!

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