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Funny Jokes for Kids

130+ Funny Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  2. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  7. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
  8. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.
  9. What do you get when you mix a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
  10. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
  11. What do you call a fish that wears glasses? A see fish.
  12. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  13. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
  14. What do you call a bird that is always sad? A blue jay.
  15. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
  16. What do you call a horse that likes to dance? A disco neigh.
  17. What do you call a sheep that is good at math? A mathemati-sheep.
  18. What do you call a lion that is good at fishing? A roarin’ salmon.
  19. What do you call a spider that likes to surf the web? A web surfer.
  20. What do you call a fly that is a superhero? A buzz lightyear.
  21. What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? Bugs bunny.
  22. What do you call a camel with three humps? Humprey.
  23. What do you call a turtle that flies? A shell-icopter.
  24. What do you call a cat that is a detective? A purr-petrator.
  25. What do you call a mouse that is a doctor? A mouse-ician.
  26. What do you call a frog that likes to sing? A croak star.
  27. What do you call a duck that is a magician? A quack-er.
  28. What do you call a cow that is a comedian? A punny cow.
  29. What do you call a dog that is a painter? A paw-casso.
  30. What do you call a shark that is a lawyer? A sue-nami.
  31. What do you call a worm that is a pilot? A worminator.
  32. What do you call a zebra that is a rapper? A zee-bruh.
  33. What do you call a bee that is a baker? A honey bun.
  34. What do you call a penguin that is a DJ? A spin-guin.
  35. What do you call a panda that is a poet? A bam-boo.
  36. What do you call a parrot that is a pirate? A squawk-er.
  37. What do you call a snake that is a baker? A pie-thon.
  38. What do you call a goat that is a singer? A baa-rbra.
  39. What do you call a chicken that is a scientist? A cluck-ulator.
  40. What do you call a whale that is a dentist? A tooth-fairy.
  41. What do you call a rabbit that is a chef? A hop-chef.
  42. What do you call a bear that is a writer? A bear-nard.
  43. What do you call a fox that is a photographer? A foxy lady.
  44. What do you call a hamster that is a dancer? A ham-ster.
  45. What do you call a dolphin that is a teacher? A dolph-instructor.
  46. What do you call a squirrel that is a musician? A nut-cracker.
  47. What do you call a turkey that is a gamer? A tur-keyboard.
  48. What do you call a lizard that is a plumber? A leak-zard.
  49. What do you call a flamingo that is a model? A fla-mingo.
  50. What do you call a hedgehog that is a barber? A hair-dresser.
  51. What do you call a giraffe that is a gardener? A gir-affe.
  52. What do you call an elephant that is a driver? A trunk-driver.
  53. What do you call a crocodile that is a banker? A croc-odile.
  54. What do you call a koala that is a firefighter? A koal-ant.
  55. What do you call a raccoon that is a thief? A rac-crook.
  56. What do you call a skunk that is a chef? A stink-er.
  57. What do you call a bat that is a baseball player? A bat-ter.
  58. What do you call a seal that is a singer? A seal-eena.
  59. What do you call a monkey that is a boxer? A mon-key.
  60. What do you call a tiger that is a golfer? A tee-ger.
  61. What do you call a hippo that is a dancer? A hip-hop-po.
  62. What do you call a rhino that is a wrestler? A rhino-saurus.
  63. What do you call a dragon that is a cook? A drag-on.
  64. What do you call a unicorn that is a magician? A uni-corn.
  65. What do you call a dinosaur that is a doctor? A dino-sore.
  66. What do you call a mermaid that is a singer? A mer-maid.
  67. What do you call a fairy that is a baker? A fairy-cake.
  68. What do you call a gnome that is a gardener? A gnome-en.
  69. What do you call a troll that is a comedian? A troll-ol.
  70. What do you call a witch that is a teacher? A witch-er.
  71. What do you call a vampire that is a lawyer? A vamp-ire.
  72. What do you call a werewolf that is a driver? A were-wolf.
  73. What do you call a zombie that is a gamer? A zom-bie.
  74. What do you call a ghost that is a painter? A ghost-er.
  75. What do you call a skeleton that is a musician? A skel-e-ton.
  76. What do you call a mummy that is a chef? A mum-my.
  77. What do you call a frankenstein that is a scientist? A frank-en-stein.
  78. What do you call a alien that is a pilot? A al-ien.
  79. What do you call a robot that is a dancer? A ro-bot.
  80. What do you call a superhero that is a baker? A super-man.
  81. What do you call a pirate that is a gardener? A pi-rate.
  82. What do you call a ninja that is a plumber? A nin-ja.
  83. What do you call a cowboy that is a model? A cow-boy.
  84. What do you call a astronaut that is a barber? A astro-naut.
  85. What do you call a clown that is a writer? A clown-er.
  86. What do you call a king that is a photographer? A king-er.
  87. What do you call a queen that is a firefighter? A queen-er.
  88. What do you call a prince that is a thief? A prin-ce.
  89. What do you call a princess that is a chef? A prin-cess.
  90. What do you call a knight that is a baseball player? A knight-er.
  91. What do you call a wizard that is a golfer? A wiz-ard.
  92. What do you call a elf that is a dancer? A el-fie.
  93. What do you call a dwarf that is a wrestler? A dwar-fy.
  94. What do you call a ogre that is a cook? A og-re.
  95. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  96. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  97. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
  98. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  99. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  100. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  101. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
  102. I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s a whirlwind of emotions!
  103. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
  104. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  105. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
  106. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  107. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
  108. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
  109. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
  110. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  111. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  112. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  113. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  114. What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
  115. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!
  116. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  117. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
  118. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  119. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
  120. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
  121. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
  122. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
  123. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
  124. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
  125. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  126. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well!
  127. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  128. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
  129. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! (But only tell this one once!)
  130. How does a pizza get to the other side of the lake? By cheesy ferry!
  131. What do you call a fish with no bones? A boneless fish! (Just kidding!)
  132. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
  133. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! (Yes, I know, it’s that good!)
  134. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Another classic!)
  135. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Always a crowd-pleaser!)
  136. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! (Okay, I’ll stop now!)

 

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