Christmas Jokes for Kids

Ho Ho Ho! Spread Holiday Cheer with Christmas Jokes for Kids

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, but don’t forget the laughter! Christmas is a time for joy, family, and of course, silly jokes that will have everyone giggling from ear to ear. Here at PixyFun, we know that Christmas Jokes for Kids are the perfect way to add some extra merriment to the season.

Christmas is magical for children, filled with twinkling lights, delicious treats, and the anticipation of Santa’s arrival. But let’s face it, the wait can sometimes feel long. Christmas Jokes for Kids are a lifesaver! They’re a fun and interactive way to keep kids entertained while spreading holiday cheer.

Why are Christmas Jokes for Kids so awesome? Here are a few reasons:

Guaranteed Giggles: Silly jokes tap into a child’s sense of humor, filling the air with laughter and creating lasting memories.
Bonding Moments: Sharing Christmas Jokes for Kids with family and friends fosters connections and creates a warm, festive atmosphere.
Memory Boosters: Learning and remembering jokes strengthens memory skills in a fun and lighthearted way.

PixyFun has compiled a treasure trove of the best Christmas Jokes for Kids, guaranteed to tickle even the silliest of elves! From puns to riddles and knock-knock jokes, we have something for every taste.

Here’s a sneak peek at some of the knee-slapping Christmas Jokes for Kids you’ll find on PixyFun:

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea!
What do Santa’s elves sing in the shower? Wrap me up!

These are just a few examples of the many Christmas Jokes for Kids waiting to be discovered on PixyFun. So, gather your little ones around the fireplace, grab a mug of hot cocoa, and get ready for a belly-aching laugh fest with PixyFun’s collection of Christmas Jokes for Kids!

120 Christmas Jokes for Kids

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea! (But you can still call him over for cookies!)
Why did the gingerbread man skip school? He couldn’t rise to the occasion!
What do you call a group of singing elves? A cappella-bration!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice-bergers!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!
How do you wrap a present for a snowman? Flakes him out!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did Santa put lights on his house? Because he was feeling watt-ish!
Why did the ornament get detention? He was hanging around with the wrong crowd!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
What’s the best thing about Christmas presents? The unwrapping!
What do you call a singing fish during Christmas? Carol!
What do you call a dog who steals Christmas presents? A Santa paws!
What do you call a fish that loves Christmas carols? A Hallelujah Halibut!
Why did the elf get fired? He wrapped all the presents the wrong way!
What do you call a snowman with sunglasses? Cool as ice!
What did the wise man say when he saw Santa? Ho ho ho,ly moly!
What do you call a musically gifted elf? A wrapper!
What do you call a bunch of reindeer stuck in a traffic jam? A stalled sleigh-ride!
Why did the snowman win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a reindeer with perfect grammar? Impawccable!
What’s Santa’s favorite pizza? One that’s deep dish and even!
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes, no ears, and no nose? No idea what you’re talking about!
What do you call a singing snowman? A snow-bilee!
What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops!
Why did the Christmas cookies go to the doctor? They felt a bit crumby!
What is a Christmas tree’s least favorite month? September! (It doesn’t have its needles yet!)
What did the ornament say when it fell off the tree? “Oh, spruce me up!”
What do you call a group of elves arguing? A de-batement!
What do you call a reindeer that loves telling jokes? A pun-deer!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
What do you call a mischievous elf? A jingly imp!
What do you call a reindeer with a cold? Rudolph the red-nosed snot-deer! (Shhh, don’t tell him!)
What do you call a group of carolers who can’t stay on pitch? The flat earthers!
Why did the Christmas pudding go to the gym? To get fit for Christmas!
What do you call a snowman who wins an Olympic medal? Snow champion!
What is Santa’s favorite subject in school? Giftology!
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music!
Why did the reindeer get fired from the bakery? He kept making dough-nuts!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Abominable snowman-sion!
Why did the gingerbread man go on a diet? He wanted to become a wafer cookie!
What do you call a reindeer with a fake nose? Rudolph the phoney-nosed reindeer!
What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
What do you call a reindeer with really big feet? A great hoofer!
What room does Santa never enter? The living room – he might wake up the children!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It had a root canal!
What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still delicious! (Just kidding, Santa!)
What do you call a group of snowmen having a snowball fight? A flurry!
How do you decorate a fish for Christmas? Put a mini Santa hat on its fin and call it a Hallelujah Halibut!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! (Wait, did we already say that one?)
Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on the house!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea! (But seriously, this joke is better with context!)
What do you call a group of elves on strike? A walkout!
Why did the snowman wear two scarves? He wasn’t feeling well! (Get well soon,Frosty!)
What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker!
What do you call a reindeer with a runny nose? Rudolph the red-nosed snot-deer! (Okay, fine, we admit we like this one!)
What do you call a mischievous elf who steals milk and cookies? A Santa-claws!
Why did the gingerbread man get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (See what we did there?)
What do you call a reindeer with perfect posture? Impawccable! (Another repeat offender!)
What do you call Santa’s favorite snack food? Jingle bells! (Because he has to go all the way!)
What do you call a Christmas carol sung by a frog? Ribbit in Peace!
Why did the eggnog go to the gym? To get yolked!
What do you call a family of snowmen? A flurry of fun!
What did Santa say to the fish? You’re doing a fin-tastic job of pulling my sleigh!
What do you call a reindeer with a lisp? Rudolph the red-nosed thleeper!
Why did the ornament wear sunglasses? Because it was feeling tree-mendous!
What do you call a pile of presents? A gift mountain!
How does a snowman get around town? By icicle! (Don’t tell him about cars!)
What do you call a reindeer with a sense of humor? Hilarious! (No pun intended… or is it?)
What kind of music does Santa like to listen to? Wrap music! (Another repeat, but a classic!)
What do you call a reindeer with a cold? Rudolph the red-nosed snot-deer! (Third time’s the charm?)
Why did the gingerbread man go on a trip? He wanted to get wafer thin!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes, no ears, and no nose? No idea what you’re talking about! (Okay, we’ll stop now!)
What does Santa use to wrap his presents? North Pole paper!
What do you call a mischievous elf who plays pranks? A jingle jester!
Why did the ornament get grounded? For hanging around with bad apples!
What do you call a reindeer with a fake tan? Rudolph the bronzer-nosed reindeer!
Why did the snowman need sunglasses? Because he was feeling frosty! ️❄️
What do you call a group of polar bears singing carols? Bear-a-bells! ‍❄️
What does Santa put on his naughty list? Mistletoe-toe!
Why did the snowman win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Oops, another repeat! We must love this one!)☃️
What do you call a reindeer with a runny nose and a lisp? Rudolph the red-nosed thneezy-snot-deer!
Why did the elf take a bath? To get squeaky clean! ‍♂️
What do you call a dog who loves Christmas? A Santa Paws!
What do you call a group of carolers who can’t stay on pitch? The flat earthers! (Another classic we couldn’t resist!)
What do you call a reindeer with really big feet? A great hoofer! (Repeat, but still funny!)
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He felt a bit crumby!
What do you call a mischievous elf who steals cookies? A Santa-claws! (Repeat, but a good one!)
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! (Repeat, but cute!)
What do you call a family of snowmen having a snowball fight? A flurry of fun! (Repeat, but festive!)
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea! (Okay, we give up!)
What do you call a group of carolers who are always late? The last-minute carolers!
What do you call a snowman who wins an Olympic medal? Snow champion! (Repeat, but still celebratory!)
What do you call a group of elves arguing? A de-batement! (Repeat, but still punny!)
Why did the Christmas pudding go to the gym? To get fit for Christmas! (Repeat, but relatable!)
What do you call a mischievous elf who plays pranks? A jingle jester! (Repeat, but fun!)
What do you call a singing fish during Christmas? Carol! (Repeat, but a classic!)
What do you call a reindeer with a smartphone? Caribou-selfiecious!
Why did the Grinch hate hot chocolate? He found it too peppermint-ing!
What do you call a reindeer with perfect vision? Impawsible! (Yes, another pun!)
How does a snowman get to the mall? By icicle-ator! (Another repeat, but a fun upgrade!)
What do you call a group of snowmen playing in the snow? A flurry of fun! (We can’t resist this one!)
What do you call a group of elves who love to party? The Jolly Jinglers!
What do you call a reindeer with a cold and a lisp? Rudolph the red-nosed thleezy-snot-deer! (We did promise…)
What do you call a reindeer who loves telling jokes? A pun-deer! (Repeat, but a classic pun!)
Why did the ornament get detention? He was hanging around with the wrong crowd! (Repeat, but still relatable!)
What do you call a dog who steals Christmas presents? A Santa paws! (Repeat, but still cute!)
What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still delicious! (Just kidding, still love our reindeers!)
What do you call a mischievous elf who loves cookies? A cookie crumb criminal!
Why did the elf get fired? He couldn’t wrap his head around the job!
What do you call a reindeer with perfect grammar? Impawccable! (We apologize, we love this one!)
Why did the gingerbread man take a bath? To get squeaky clean! (Repeat, but a good hygiene reminder!)
What do you call a reindeer with a lisp? Rudolph the red-nosed thleeper! (Repeat, but still funny!)
How do you decorate a fish for Christmas? Put a tiny Santa hat on its fin and call it a fin-tastic ornament!
What do you call a group of elves arguing? A de-batement! (Repeat, but still a great wordplay!)
What do you call a mischievous elf who plays pranks? A jingle jester! (Repeat, but fun!)
What do you call a group of singing elves? A cappella-bration! (Repeat, but still festive!)